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Wednesday
Mar102010

Standup Comedian

DateWednesday, March 10, 2010 at 5:58PM

Stephen, while walking outside:  "I was younger like mommy and daddy.  Now, I'm 2 and a half"

While in the bath, mommy was talking about the rubber ducky and asking Stephen if he had a tail:  "No, I don't have a tail, I have a penis"

 

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